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japanese fire cracker

When a male is performing anal sex on a female (specifically in the reverse cowgirl, or the missionary position) and the female proceeds to extricate feces in the midst of anal sex onto the males genitalia
Him: Hey babe you want to try the Japanese fire cracker?

Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this
by Wacka flockin November 1, 2017
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cracker cheese pickle

its so creamy in my mouth it makes me think of cooper horbas he is so yummy to taste mmmmmmmmmmm cum
(yo what you wanna eat im hungry) (have you ever tried cracker cheese pickle its so good )
by zeakiscute January 18, 2022
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Christ on a cracker thanos no

A reaction when watching marvel infinity wars when seeing thanos kill off Loki or many other characters.

Thanos doesn’t deserve the mercy of Christ or even the almighty crackers
Christ on a cracker thanos no! What have you done!”

“Serenity, Christ on a cracker.”
by Unawaregirl April 3, 2019
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Cracker Barrel

(noun) A white woman with an oversized bottom.
(verb) The act of performing anal sex with a white woman with an oversized bottom. I.E. to cracker barrel someone.
Did you see the ass on that white girl. I'd love to cracker barrel that.
by jtmiller October 15, 2008
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western family cracker

Often refers to white people who wear wal-mart shoes, or show other signs of noticeable poverty. "Western Family" refers to a company that sells cheaper products (Including crackers) at grocery stores.
"You're such a western family cracker."

"Tell that to the ugly, two-cent hooker you like to visit all the time."
by I'm the Pope, And You're not. September 29, 2007
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Oh my crackers

A synoym for oh my god, oh my jesus, something that is unbelievable to the eyes, a surprise,
Person 1: Do I really have to do the laundry?
Person 2: Oh my crackers! LEAVE ME ALONE! Hahaha.

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: OH MY CRACKERS.
by Ohmycrackers! May 12, 2012
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