coming over to study

fuck him

“ tonight jonah is coming over to study!”

by daddy_yes69 October 11, 2018

Come on Kurt

The ultimate family fantasy trophy is named after the most common saying of a beloved Aunt who passed a few years ago.

In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”

It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.

Player 1: “Thanks to Scott, who was the first champion of the SFFL, for his selfless dedication to aunt Margie, declining the right to name it after him for being the first winner.”

Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!

Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!

Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!

by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023

Come up Hoe

Not a whore, but a whore on the come up. A girl/guy that thinks kissing everyone isn’t making them a whore bc they’re not having sex.

Brad: yo that girl a hoe
Tony: nah she a come up hoe, she only has one body
Brad: yea she be kissin everybody

by Cvmx922 January 14, 2018

Laughing...but no sound comes out

When your laughing so hard, so no sound comes out and you just sit there laughing like a retarded seal

Laughing...but no sound comes out

by CaramelLizard4 June 1, 2018

Here comes the neighborhood

It's what you say when you see an advertisement for a new development in a part of town that was once cool (see:low rent, dangerous, fun) and you get the hint of dread upon imagining the hoard of NPC yuppies from out of state that will inevitably fill up at least 60% of these polished turd-houses/shit-buildings. ....And all the new traffic that goes along with having several hundred new residents all trying to come and go from the area during certain times of day, in a place without the proper infrastructure to facilitate it.

Someone asks "did you see what they're gonna build down on Gay St?"

You respond (usually prefaced with a sigh that borders on a groan) "Yup. Shame... Here comes the neighborhood"

by Dr Plop May 14, 2024

come on jóts

come on joto..as in come on fag....you say it when someones talkin an it sounds like a lie...or you just don't feel like listenin to they ass

junior- aye bro..i finally split with my chick...i don't love that hoe...
me- come on jóts..everyone knows your sprung doans on that bitch..

by woohdehz October 2, 2007

Come on guys lets be friends now

The sentence «come on guys lets be friends now» originated from Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Its used when you talk shit to someone, and when they say something back you reply with «come on guys lets be friends now» its a way to make yourself look like a victim even though you are obviously in the wrong.

Ponylover2004: hey leon go hang yourself you are shit at the game
Leon: why are you so toxic?
Ponylover2004: come on guys lets be friends now

by Neeguslover January 16, 2018