an awesome place to go to school, also known as Spring Hill, SHC, The Hill, Spring Chill, Badger Nation, Coke Hill, and Spring Hill High. Badger Nation because of the badger mascot, and Coke Hill because of the large population of cocaine abusers in the late 70s and early 80s. Spring Hill High because of its small, High-school like quality of word getting spread around campus rapidly. A private, Jesuit-Catholic school founded in 1830 in Mobile, AL. Despite the small size, still a very fun place to go to school because of the good people that go to school there. Very easy to make lifelong friends to rage your fucking face off with, any night or day during the week. Popular attractions to the students are partying on campus, downtown, going to concerts, or going to the various beaches scattered around. Dont get it twisted - despite the small reputation and size, Spring Hill rages as hard as any big state school, and harder than some. Greek Life you ask? fuck yes...the fraternities are Sigma Chi, Lambda Chi Alpha, TKE, and Delta Chi. The Sororities are Delta Delta Delta, Phi Mu, and Delta Gamma.
South Alabama Student - "I wanna rage tonight"
his friend - "Lets go over to Spring Hill College and see whats going on"
South Alabama student - "Nah, I am too much of a hick. Plus im gay."
his friend - "True..."
Guy - "That one guy was raging so hard last night i think he killed a few people on accident...and hes got a good job. How does he manage to rage so hard?"
Guy2 - "He went to Spring Hill, nigga"
Guy 1 - "The city of Mobile blows cock"
Guy2 - Yea but I dont really care, I go to Spring Hill so i still manage to rage my face off.
Local 1 - "Theres a Missouri license plate right there....weird."
Local 2 - "Must be a Spring Hill student, there are alot of St. Louis fucks at that school.."
South Alabama student - "Im gay."
his friend - "Lets go over to Spring Hill College and see whats going on"
South Alabama student - "Nah, I am too much of a hick. Plus im gay."
his friend - "True..."
Guy - "That one guy was raging so hard last night i think he killed a few people on accident...and hes got a good job. How does he manage to rage so hard?"
Guy2 - "He went to Spring Hill, nigga"
Guy 1 - "The city of Mobile blows cock"
Guy2 - Yea but I dont really care, I go to Spring Hill so i still manage to rage my face off.
Local 1 - "Theres a Missouri license plate right there....weird."
Local 2 - "Must be a Spring Hill student, there are alot of St. Louis fucks at that school.."
South Alabama student - "Im gay."
by horsecock666 July 12, 2011
Get the Spring Hill Collegemug. Shittest school out. Teachers don't know shit and will exit you for breathing. It's druggie galore and everyone acts top shit like they own the place
You'll want to jump off a bridge after being at this school for a day so a few words of wisdom
DON'T GO TO THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A SCHOOL
You'll want to jump off a bridge after being at this school for a day so a few words of wisdom
DON'T GO TO THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A SCHOOL
Boy: so, what school you go to?
Girl: Epping Secondary College why?
Boy: hang on a second im getting a phone call *calls cops*
Girl: Epping Secondary College why?
Boy: hang on a second im getting a phone call *calls cops*
by Lmfaobye September 16, 2018
Get the Epping Secondary Collegemug. When a person graduates from college, although they have a degree they may not be able to get a job because they don’t have experience. But, they can’t get experience unless they get a job.
The term was first coined by Dain Lewis on his blog the smart college grad.
The term was first coined by Dain Lewis on his blog the smart college grad.
Jack graduated from college with a degree in business. But, Jack didn't work at any businesses while in college. Jack then couldn't get a job after college because he didn't have experience. But, he couldn't gain any experience because no one would hire him. Jack found himself in the college graduate dichotomy.
by collegegrad January 8, 2011
Get the College Graduate Dichotomymug. by user82828288282 December 5, 2021
Get the kemnal technology collegemug. A Liberal Arts college in the US, with two campuses: one in Santa Fe, New Mexico, and a needlessly preppy one, populated mostly by sophists. Famous for its approach to liberal arts, focus on great books, and its incredibly uncomfortable, but visually iconic, "Johnnie" chairs. Blackboards are everywhere at the college, and any attempt to change this policy is always crushed with extreme prejudice.
Students of the college are called Johnnies., and in place of professors, instructors are called tutors. This is because they are supposed to be on the journey of intellectual discovery with the students, rather than talking down to them. This is, most certainly, always the case, and tutors have never been known to give lectures in the middle of class to explain exactly why a particular school of thought is fundamentally incorrect because they entirely disregard the writings of one obscure thinker, the essays of whom said tutor will be happy to provide to the interested.
St. John's has no tests or exams. All students are evaluated through their writing and performance in discussion. To deal with the stress and anxiety which comes with much of the work of the college, many Johnnies smoke and engage in extreme forms of Bacchic revelry on a weekly to biweekly basis.
Contrary to popular belief regarding liberal arts degrees, Johnnies go into a variety of fields, mostly in education, academia, or corporate sophistry(commonly known to the uninitiated as the legal profession).
Students of the college are called Johnnies., and in place of professors, instructors are called tutors. This is because they are supposed to be on the journey of intellectual discovery with the students, rather than talking down to them. This is, most certainly, always the case, and tutors have never been known to give lectures in the middle of class to explain exactly why a particular school of thought is fundamentally incorrect because they entirely disregard the writings of one obscure thinker, the essays of whom said tutor will be happy to provide to the interested.
St. John's has no tests or exams. All students are evaluated through their writing and performance in discussion. To deal with the stress and anxiety which comes with much of the work of the college, many Johnnies smoke and engage in extreme forms of Bacchic revelry on a weekly to biweekly basis.
Contrary to popular belief regarding liberal arts degrees, Johnnies go into a variety of fields, mostly in education, academia, or corporate sophistry(commonly known to the uninitiated as the legal profession).
"Where are you going to college again?"
"Oh, I go to St. John's College in Santa Fe."
"Never heard of it."
"I'm not surprised."
Family member:"What do you guys even do at St. John's?"
Johnnie who has learned that most people are either totally disinterested in the truly meaningful parts of their studies and has lost all faith in the ability of most people to have serious conversations: "We read lots of books."
"Oh, I go to St. John's College in Santa Fe."
"Never heard of it."
"I'm not surprised."
Family member:"What do you guys even do at St. John's?"
Johnnie who has learned that most people are either totally disinterested in the truly meaningful parts of their studies and has lost all faith in the ability of most people to have serious conversations: "We read lots of books."
by notsocrates December 2, 2020
Get the St. John's Collegemug. John XXIII College is one of the only co-Ed private schools within the Western Suburbs of WA.
Often overlooked in favour of traditionalist institutions like Scotch College and Presbyterian Ladies College, John XXIII (colloquially referred to as JTC) is a surprisingly boring school with a strangely hidden cultish underground. Many central figures within the school such as Principal Robert “Hendo” Henderson along with groundsmen and certain teachers, are revered by the students, and are celebrated in the yearly ritual “JTC Day”, where ritual dances and songs are often performed to hype up the appearance of the real leader of the College’s cult, Jason.
Jason is a mythical figure to all. How he uses his diabolos to summon devils and enthrall students is unknown but the method is so effective that Jason himself has caused contained school flash mobs and riots.
Further examination of Jason’s cult is required, and will be added as more is found out.
Often overlooked in favour of traditionalist institutions like Scotch College and Presbyterian Ladies College, John XXIII (colloquially referred to as JTC) is a surprisingly boring school with a strangely hidden cultish underground. Many central figures within the school such as Principal Robert “Hendo” Henderson along with groundsmen and certain teachers, are revered by the students, and are celebrated in the yearly ritual “JTC Day”, where ritual dances and songs are often performed to hype up the appearance of the real leader of the College’s cult, Jason.
Jason is a mythical figure to all. How he uses his diabolos to summon devils and enthrall students is unknown but the method is so effective that Jason himself has caused contained school flash mobs and riots.
Further examination of Jason’s cult is required, and will be added as more is found out.
by Spider-Man Dinosaur October 11, 2020
Get the John XXIII Collegemug. Located between bungalow No.1 and the North House Girls Domitory, the College House's Slope is the only way for (well, students can also pass through TSK sports field and climb up the stairs to the Ball Court Road, but that's more difficult than walking through the College House's Slope lol) the students going to school from the College House Domitory. But the slope is very slant that is makes students to find very hard and difficult passing it. Some teachers even drive from the teacher's dormitory (Bungalow No.1) to the school (Central Plaza) , though it is only a 2-3 minutes walk.
Siu Ming provide food delivery service to other students in the dormitory because they don't want to walk past the College House's Slope.
Siu Ming would rather listen to Mr. Wong's singing for a hundred times than walking through the College House's Slope for a single time.
Siu Ming would rather listen to Mr. Wong's singing for a hundred times than walking through the College House's Slope for a single time.
by Siu Ming December 16, 2020
Get the College House's Slopemug.