Spotlight Child

A child that will do anything to get attention, to the point of being a nuisance and looking silly.

She's such a spotlight child, she'll do anything to get some attention.

by Jackhax December 26, 2022

child slave

child slavery is also known as school, should not be legal, it's often excused of being edecation, but it's far worse.

yo bro wanna come see my new child slave I just copped yesterday, it's down in my basement

by homoalphamale January 6, 2022

Letterman's Child

A boy who is so obsessed with sports, that he likes them more than anything else in the world. He shows it by dressing super sporty and sharing random sports facts for no reason.

Jack walks by wearing a letterman's jacket and ripped jeans.
"Look at Jack, he's such a Letterman's Child!"

by BlueberryBear May 25, 2016

Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.

Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.

by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021

Starter-Child

When a couple buys a pet dog together.

Adam and Sarah just bought the cutest starter-child from the dog shelter.

by ActuallyMike September 16, 2016

baby man child

It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.

Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see

(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!

(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!

by your.hugh.jass September 26, 2013

child

a child idiots

1 : have you seen my child joe?
2 : joe mama

by ME HAVE BIG ROBUX February 17, 2022