Car chips

The chips you take to work to eat on your breaks and leave in your car because you’re too lazy to bring them back from the house.

“Oh yeah, those are my car chips so I can have them on my break at work.”

by Not gay lovers April 19, 2022

Dessert Chips

Chips you receive at the end of a dinner at a Mexican restaurant. Usually because they fucked up. It also replaces any actual dessert you would have ordered.

George: "Hey Tom do, you want some dessert after these enchiladas?"
Tom: " No thanks, me and Christine have quattro dessert chips right here."
Nichole: <shakes head in stuns silence>

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022

OFF CHAINS

An act that is/was done by someone or something that was utterly ridiculous, incredible, or hilarious.

Oi have you heard that new song by Bhad Bhabie, It's "OFF CHAINS" mayn!

Oi did you see that guy at the party doing the robot, he was "OFF CHAINS" mayn!

Oi did you see that bird take a phat dump on Joe Bidens head, that was seriosuly "OFF CHAINS" mayn!

by Man whose OFF CHAINS May 2, 2022

Dirty Chapstick

When you put chapstick on your dick so you can put chapstick on a girls lips.

Hey can you give me a dirty chapstick?

by daddy69696996 May 13, 2022

Two chains

Largest of large two chains can't be beaten in a down

Two chains is a overweight gangster

by Spetnuzi June 16, 2022

crap chaps

Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)

In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.

You're welcome.

The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.

by Ruiner81 June 26, 2022

Jarl Chains

A man who just wants the glock glock 9000

Man do you see that jarl chains he seems to be thinking about something

by Thetruthtellero1 August 10, 2022