Tweak time

Someone who is hours late for everything.

Hey girl what are you doing?
Girl: waiting on Nick to pick me up to give me a ride home.

You might as well make a cot girl he on that tweak time.

“Stacy I really want Rain and Brandi to be in my wedding.”
“Well you better tell them 3 hours before you want then here girl because they on that tweak time”

Is Mary ready yet?

No she on that tweak time.

by ashane May 4, 2021

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It’s babadook time

This phrase is used when it’s time for you to do something crazy or freaky

-“wasssup slime, the party goin crzy”

-“yessir, you know what time it is tho?”

-“it’s babadook time”😏

by AngeredMuffin March 27, 2020

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Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013

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Bisexual time

When bisexuals date the same gender time goes faster
1:24 ratio

Bi girl: my gf hasn’t responded in like 12 hours
Straight girl: it’s only been half an hour
Bi: no, it’s bisexual time

by Spicy.dino March 8, 2021

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depression time

The only acceptable time for a male to feel sad or depressed about something this lasts from either 1 am - 3 am or 2 am - 4 am.

Ay I need to wait until 2 before I start feeling sad coz then it's depression time

by AlphaShagga69 August 15, 2019

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Behind the Times

When someone finds out new news only to find out that it's fairly old (originally from Super Milk Chan).

Person 1: Did you hear about the Prince of Persia movie?

Person 2: That news is from late LAST YEAR.

Person 1: Oh, well I didn't know.

Person 2: You are so behind the times.

by MANTISscream April 29, 2009

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