bum jelly

A light brown jelly substance often blow out of the anus with large flatulance outburst.
Made from fecal matter formed in the anus it is often discovered too late in the lining of underwear.
Often visually compared to dog food jelly.

A known delicacy in Belgium when served on toast.

Would you like any topping for your toast?

Have you got any Bum Jelly?

Yes, we have some made fresh this morning.

Brilliant, spread it thick please.

by Bum jelly slerper November 28, 2016

Bum Diggity

Pretty much the same version of the ORIGINAL Bom Diggity but redefined to suit the needs of KENNY who is a switched on, intelligent,fair-minded witty person in his imagination.

KENNY: Shawsie that contestant is the Bum Diggity!!

SHAWSIE: It's not Bum its Bom!! Bum just sounds wrong!!!

by ThePantherKnows August 20, 2013

fayes bum

The most amazing bum in the world. Mine altering

Fayes bum ruined that guys life beccause he'll never feel one like that again

by MrRose November 14, 2013

muffin bum

you know the fashion where the guys wear their jeans low? well, if a guy wears them mid-butt and theyre too tight he'll end up with a muffin bum (ie his upper bum overlaps the trousers). a real turn-off...

guys, before playing basketball, make sure you dont have a muffin bum!! its disgusting to watch!!

girl one: oh my god! look at that guy! he has a muffin bum!

girl two: euugh!! gross!! shield your innocent eyes!

by zebby.27 March 14, 2010

Bum Boner

The second boner of the day that you’ve had with your girl and you just know it’s going to last a long time so you’re saving it for her bum.

Baby your ass is so fine I hope to get a bum boner later for it.

by Jimmyxxxj9 August 28, 2021

booger bum

BoogBum is a word that meant to you know fuck this bullshit u can't really explain it

Dude Booger Bum look.

by DragonDog07 July 30, 2017

Plum Bumming

Plum Bumming is the act of lowering your testiculars into another persons rectory.

I couldn't get hard enough for a good bum so we resorted to some plum bumming instead.

by Clitopotumous June 11, 2010