Blasted

The highest level of being under the influence of Marijuana. After the level of being Blasted.

Yo bro you blasted?

- haha no, yoo i am glasted 🤣🤣

Yo let’s go make some chicken noodle and put it on the oven to bake ?
- lmao this dude is Glasted already.

by Omega black wolf October 6, 2019

mac blast

A drink containing a mixture of all the carbonated beverages in your house and a packet of Mac & Cheese powder.

Nick was feeling frisky so he downed three MAC blasts then proceeded to vomit uncontrollably.

by TheScottsdaleHawk August 9, 2016

Shotgun Blasted

Hit with a shotgun blast.

How did I survive getting shotgun blasted three times with a Gnaster Shotgun, but instantly die when getting shotgun blasted with an Overkill Shotgun once at the exact same range?

by Bubby Lightshdaow Aurora March 13, 2019

blast of disabelte

these people are not the brightest and have a low Iq of 2 but they play lots of video games and its all they do they dont know how to spell and arent very good at school or at work they sit in a chair and play video games ALL THE TIME

oh my god he is so lazy he must be a blast of disabelte

by blast of disabelte January 9, 2019

but blasting media yields butt blasting remarks

Sharing opinionated knowledge on news, media, etc. to a large group and learning afterwards, it could be used against self or the opinion shared by self.

But blasting media yields butt blasting remarks: I didn’t like what someone said to me. I blasted it on social media and I received more comments I disapprove of.

by HunkyBeat May 27, 2022

Artic blast

When an eskimo gets the exploding shits.

Aluki had an artic blast right after she tried taco bell for the first time!

by Uncle Tom 564 January 15, 2024

Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.

I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not

by TheFingerblaster January 6, 2022