best hand ever

In poker you get three of a kind of kings.

I got three kings today in poker and i had the best hand ever.

by rickkky April 12, 2006

Best Week Ever

Worst Show Ever. I hate the guy with the gap in his front teeth.

Do you like D-list celebrities and small-time comics who couldn't even sell out the dive bar down the street? Do you like unfunny quips made by people so far under the radar that nobody cares what they think anyway? Do you need a one-stop resource for any and all news about Paris Hilton's week? "Best Week Ever" just might be for you, idiot.

by Squid Wrangler May 3, 2005

best band ever

The best band ever is also known as Lynyrd Skynyrd; other bands wish they could be as hot.

1)Lynyrd Skynyrd is some sexy shit.

2)Lynyrd Skynyrd is so f***in hard, the way it's supposed to be.

by free bird April 12, 2005

best cure for depression

sex

girl: omgomg im so depressed i wanna kill myself

dude: best cure for depression is sex so sex me

by ur big brain dad September 27, 2020

Best danganronpa character

Angie

Guy 1: Angie is the best danganronpa character!

Guy 2: nuh uh, it’s Kokich-

Guy 1: Shut the fuck up.

by ItsTimL November 26, 2020

Best girlfreind in the universe

The best girlfreind in the universe her name is Kylee she is so beautifal so cute so pretty so loyal and loves you so much and will do anything for you

Me:Yo did you meet my girl kylee
Freind:NO WAY your dating kylee?
Me:yes bro shes the Best girlfreind in the universe

by thisalliytwouldletmeuse' February 16, 2022

World's best dad!

We love you because you are as sweet as chocolate. You're as strong as a dung beetle. We think you are amazing because you are patient and appreciative. Our favorite thing to do with you is to garden. You make us laugh when you are roasting mama. We know you love us because of agape (unconditional love). We love you always because you are an awesome dad!

My dad is the world's best dad!

by Lisle Guo June 21, 2020