The Happy Raccoon is when:
You first, as the alpha male, feed your signifigant other german bundt cake mixed with x-lax. This will cause the girl to have to hav to take a massive fucking shit. Now in order to give ur feet the proper lubrication u will hav your partner urinate on your feet. Now after a proper lube job u stick those slippery feet up that bitches fat skanky ass. Now the x-lax is probly kikin in. The girl now begins to crap on your feet giving a feeling like no other. Now you take ur feet out of tha gurlz ass and draw circles with tha shit on your feet around tha girlz eyes. This will make her look like a raccoon, hence the name "The Happy Raccoon".
You first, as the alpha male, feed your signifigant other german bundt cake mixed with x-lax. This will cause the girl to have to hav to take a massive fucking shit. Now in order to give ur feet the proper lubrication u will hav your partner urinate on your feet. Now after a proper lube job u stick those slippery feet up that bitches fat skanky ass. Now the x-lax is probly kikin in. The girl now begins to crap on your feet giving a feeling like no other. Now you take ur feet out of tha gurlz ass and draw circles with tha shit on your feet around tha girlz eyes. This will make her look like a raccoon, hence the name "The Happy Raccoon".
by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 23, 2005
Get the Happy Raccoonmug. it is an ending that ends with EVERYONE HAPPY, and is not dirty or sexual in ANY way. FAH and ramo aka princess and the bear is a real life example of this situation.
by icantbebotheredtothinkofaname May 22, 2010
Get the happy endingmug. When a girl is deepthroating you, you slap her after she spits out a lot of flem. This comes in handy when the girl bites your dick so you just slap them to make them not to it as often. Slapping them gently makes them laugh and also builds up more spit.
I was deepthroating but my cock on her face then I slapped her gently. This gathered more spit from her mouth which made deepthroating more interesting. This is called a slap happy deepthroat!
by Sagam May 22, 2006
Get the slap happymug. by ekks September 24, 2010
Get the Mr. Happymug. Angry fat red heads that order happy meals and go into the bathroom (public) and have sex, then they take special sauce and rub on each others privite parts and lick it off.
by Cosmo99 August 20, 2011
Get the Happy Mealmug. by Ivan _fukitman September 27, 2006
Get the happy hippymug. by Osaka kame November 28, 2017
Get the Happy Warsmug.