by rickkky February 27, 2006
Do you like D-list celebrities and small-time comics who couldn't even sell out the dive bar down the street? Do you like unfunny quips made by people so far under the radar that nobody cares what they think anyway? Do you need a one-stop resource for any and all news about Paris Hilton's week? "Best Week Ever" just might be for you, idiot.
by Squid Wrangler May 03, 2005
1)Lynyrd Skynyrd is some sexy shit.
2)Lynyrd Skynyrd is so f***in hard, the way it's supposed to be.
2)Lynyrd Skynyrd is so f***in hard, the way it's supposed to be.
by free bird April 13, 2005
The phrase, "Is best mail for you!" is partly responsible for the unique voice of Homestar from the website homestarrunner.com. It was originally a phrase spoken by Homestar creator Matt Chapman as a prank when he was altering the system sounds of his brother Mike's computer. He initended the sound bites to sound like a young Japanese girl. Homestar's voice resulted.
Matt: "...it was supposed to sound like this little Japanese girl so when he got mail it's like, 'is best mail for you!'".
by Matt Cowan December 04, 2007
A Thereom that details cases of super-nerdy teenaged guys that have freakishly hot sisters, the kind that you wonder: "How the hell does that come from the same thing that made that!?"
The sister in question usually becomes wicked-hot during puberty in a ugly-duckling to swan transformation, while the brother goes through a ugly-duckling to ugly-duck trnasformation.
The sister in question usually becomes wicked-hot during puberty in a ugly-duckling to swan transformation, while the brother goes through a ugly-duckling to ugly-duck trnasformation.
Guy1: "Look man, it's Eugene and......Liz?"
Guy2: "OMFG bro, how the hell did Eugene and Liz come from the same vagina? Liz is the hottest piece of ass since Megan Fox."
Guy1: "Dude, I know! But according to the Anderspn-Best Thereom, every nerdy fag has a mega-hot sister."
Guy2: "Thank God for the Anderson-Best Thereom!" *high fives all around*
Guy2: "OMFG bro, how the hell did Eugene and Liz come from the same vagina? Liz is the hottest piece of ass since Megan Fox."
Guy1: "Dude, I know! But according to the Anderspn-Best Thereom, every nerdy fag has a mega-hot sister."
Guy2: "Thank God for the Anderson-Best Thereom!" *high fives all around*
by TheSandman321 September 08, 2010
by Savagejai September 02, 2020
We love you because you are as sweet as chocolate. You're as strong as a dung beetle. We think you are amazing because you are patient and appreciative. Our favorite thing to do with you is to garden. You make us laugh when you are roasting mama. We know you love us because of agape (unconditional love). We love you always because you are an awesome dad!
by Lisle Guo June 21, 2020