Ass-thumbing is when you go to the bar and drink Captain and ginger, and then you strategically place your yourself between 2 people and nonchalantly stick your thumb in someone's butt. The goal is not to get caught and to make the person getting ass-thumbed think it was someone else. Ass-thumbing also goes by " doing the Crosby" Ass- thumbing is believed to be a German tradition, and in the States, there is an ass-thumbing group in the mid coast Maine area.
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Get the Ass Vampiremug. The high, tight and firm ass achieved through vigorous jazzercise classes. Jazz ass is particularly sculpted during jazz squares, hops, plies and grapevine moves. Jazz ass may also be used to refer to the deep pain in the ass muscles following these activities.
"Wow that babe has a banging jazz ass!"
"I better have jazz ass after all the shit I had to do in that class".
"Oh my god I have painful jazz ass this week thanks to the new instructor".
"I better have jazz ass after all the shit I had to do in that class".
"Oh my god I have painful jazz ass this week thanks to the new instructor".
by Gottalaughgirl November 24, 2013
Get the jazz assmug. When his cock is just too big and attempts to penetrate your asshole for anal just leaves your ass puckered and stinging like hell.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
Get the Ass Hornetmug. I was railing her from behind but the wafts of air coming from her zombie ass made me gag.
I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.
I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.
by Dick Onchin October 15, 2020
Get the Zombie Assmug. Shit.
Alright, now who's the cocksucker who had a diarrhea attack and left their ass puke all over the toilet seat?
by cantbetheking July 22, 2014
Get the Ass Pukemug.