Graham Cracker Pussy

When the girl you’re trying to fuck got a crummy goopy pussy

Tim: Damn my girl got such a Graham Cracker Pussy

by Iillaann January 16, 2020

Tennessee Hip Cracker

1. When you pick up somebody and slam them down, with them landing on their hip first.

No regrets when I pulled a Tennessee Hip Cracker on my English Teacher!

by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 6, 2021

cracker cheese pickle

its so creamy in my mouth it makes me think of cooper horbas he is so yummy to taste mmmmmmmmmmm cum

(yo what you wanna eat im hungry) (have you ever tried cracker cheese pickle its so good )

by zeakiscute January 18, 2022

Cracker Barrel

(noun) A white woman with an oversized bottom.
(verb) The act of performing anal sex with a white woman with an oversized bottom. I.E. to cracker barrel someone.

Did you see the ass on that white girl. I'd love to cracker barrel that.

by jtmiller October 15, 2008

western family cracker

Often refers to white people who wear wal-mart shoes, or show other signs of noticeable poverty. "Western Family" refers to a company that sells cheaper products (Including crackers) at grocery stores.

"You're such a western family cracker."

"Tell that to the ugly, two-cent hooker you like to visit all the time."

by I'm the Pope, And You're not. September 29, 2007

cracker jack university

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.

Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?

by Hannibal Cannabis September 9, 2020

Oh my crackers

A synoym for oh my god, oh my jesus, something that is unbelievable to the eyes, a surprise,

Person 1: Do I really have to do the laundry?
Person 2: Oh my crackers! LEAVE ME ALONE! Hahaha.

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: OH MY CRACKERS.

by Ohmycrackers! May 12, 2012