2 piece and a biscuit ho

A female that gives it up at a 2 piece and a biscuit price ($1.99-$2.99); a cheap ho.
by KW1990 September 21, 2011
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abbreviated piece of nothing

motherfucker, twat, absolute zero. A person which does or did something bad to you.
Cecil, tell dat abbreviated piece of nothing to get his tail ova herr but fast
by dat-gurl-83 April 08, 2006
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Comanche head piece

A performance that usually fallows sexual intercourse of some kind; A male with an erect Comanche creates a live monument atop his vocally excited partners head.
SSG Chappell fucked a bitch’s rectum so long that she could not stop screaming, he erected a Comanche head piece oh her in triumph.
by Gabriel A Brown October 30, 2006
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piece of fucking dildo dick

What piece, though?
Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.
by SmackThatBootyLikePOW July 24, 2017
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piece of meat with two eyes

A useless person that contributes nothing useful in any kind of capacity. A waste of air, a hunk of flesh that occupies space and little else. Sometimes considered a slug of a person, or a lazy slob. The addition of "with two eyes" signifies a human being.
Person 1: Look at that slob... he's nothing but a piece of meat with two eyes.
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...
by Cranko Slobotnik July 12, 2006
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human piece of dog shit

Someone who's hobby is metal detecting
Brian thibeault is a human piece of dog shit, all he does is live at his moms house and walking masturbation.
by Dogs anal January 11, 2016
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national piece of shit day

October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.

On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap
by FunnyFatMan2002 October 06, 2023
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