Buford drive

A miserable stretch of delapatated roadway that eats your soul from eastern Alabama to south of atlanta in the least efficient possible way.

Hey bro, while driving on Buford drive, I comptemplated suicide 37 times, attempted suicide 23 times, failed suicide 22 times, and finally succeeded 1 time...

- sent from your dead friend Steve.

by Over rated under payed taxi February 9, 2018

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the drive of shame

Driving home hungover after a night of drinking and sex. In the same clothes as the night before!

Nick: "Bro see that girl in the Benz."
John: "Yeah bro totally doing the drive of shame."

by kk&jj May 5, 2018

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drive the volleyball bus

The act of inserting both penis and testicles into your partner's orafice of choice.

I thrust a little to hard with the wife last night and had to drive the volleyball bus home!

by Pigdog Volt May 5, 2018

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Hell for a Chicagoan. Famous road, but no one ever takes it. Cuts through very useful places. However, GPS isn't functional on wacker,there are very few exits,and its difficult to get off. Rumor has it many uber drivers have taken one of the multiple wackers and disappeared. (there is a West wacker, easy wacker, upper, and so on...probably more but no one dares to find out) It is a test to an individual Chicagoans dedication to the city to escape from wacker drive.

My uber driver just took the wacker drive entry. Is he Crazy? What's going on?

by Chrisischristinenow January 17, 2017

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