Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
by cat hotdog August 16, 2021
A condom used for protection during sex. Related to the definition of window shopping, a slang phrase for having sex.
I heard you guys had sex last night... did you use a window shutter?
Yes, while we were window shopping the window shutter broke open.
Yes, while we were window shopping the window shutter broke open.
by candycakes23 April 14, 2009
by Wengardian Leviosa August 07, 2024
Mac user - disgusting af windows user
windows user - I'm better than you I can game better
Mac user - brokie stupid nerd you can get Minecraft for free on a Mac just by going to the official Minecraft website download page and they charged me nothing for minecraft
windows user - I like to pay for everything. I pay to buy music, videos, subscriptions, games, I even donate every day!
Mac user - wow your so dumb never in my life have I ever seen someone more acoustic than you you are so sped why are you alive
windows user - its a nice thing to do
Mac user - wow wtf is wrong with you you must be retarded (smashes their windows laptop) take that you stupid loser get a life
windows user - I'm not stupid picking to pay rather than obtain free is a nice and kind thing to do
Mac user - why are you even alive on this planet (finds a long stick and shoves it up the windows users gyatt) windows os is for losers
Mac user - take that loser (flexes best computer ever) see? Mac users are real people
windows user - I'm better than you I can game better
Mac user - brokie stupid nerd you can get Minecraft for free on a Mac just by going to the official Minecraft website download page and they charged me nothing for minecraft
windows user - I like to pay for everything. I pay to buy music, videos, subscriptions, games, I even donate every day!
Mac user - wow your so dumb never in my life have I ever seen someone more acoustic than you you are so sped why are you alive
windows user - its a nice thing to do
Mac user - wow wtf is wrong with you you must be retarded (smashes their windows laptop) take that you stupid loser get a life
windows user - I'm not stupid picking to pay rather than obtain free is a nice and kind thing to do
Mac user - why are you even alive on this planet (finds a long stick and shoves it up the windows users gyatt) windows os is for losers
Mac user - take that loser (flexes best computer ever) see? Mac users are real people
by 584940493395874392034839394 May 08, 2024
“ there’s a sailboat in the window”
by Kpoop2316 December 05, 2020
guy 1:bro how do i screenshot??????????????????????????????????
guy 2:Windows + PRT SC.
guy 1:thanks
guy 2:Windows + PRT SC.
guy 1:thanks
by pseud0nym12470 January 03, 2023
when your in a building that you dont get phone service in and you sit next to a window because you get service while your phone is in it and you sit in that spot all day texting people from that window
I do it all the time at work lol im even doing it right now
I do it all the time at work lol im even doing it right now
Person 1:Man i hate working here i never get phone service
Person 2:To bad you desk isnt next to window so you can window text like i do!
owned
Person 2:To bad you desk isnt next to window so you can window text like i do!
owned
by mud_logger September 28, 2011