Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.

Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.

by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024

whale

Having the best time ever ever ever

'having a whale of a time'

"We whaled it"

by Th Official Jaybae Mosleu June 25, 2016

whale drop

The act of dropping one self sideways without any regard to where he/she might land.
Often practiced mid-winter in the great white north.

Dude! I was walking down this trail, and got so tired that I *whale dropped* on the spot.

by CaptnJack April 25, 2014

Whale Tailin'

Going into town looking for chicks with exposed thongs

Dude, im goin ta downtown Bethel for some whale tailin'

by Joshsquach May 31, 2018

Drunk Land Whale

A drunk woman, in a bar, or club who actively pursues another individual for sex.

Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

Whale Shark

1. Shark that functions similarly to a whale, despite not being one

2. Slang term to qualify someone absurdly fat or, more generally, nerds and weebs

1. I saw a whale shark near a bunch of remoras!

2. Ugh, that person on discord keeps correcting me, what a whale shark...

by ultra_Purple October 17, 2021

septic tank whale

A person who is loving and confident in their body. They are always full of joy. Everyone loves to be around them.

That girl over there is one hot septic tank whale

by Nerdygamer557 November 19, 2023