Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.
I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
If you don't know, now you know! But won't until you know.
Is that a flamingo in the window?
by Liontamer25 July 28, 2020
Commonly used on white vans with typically a male rapist inside and allows for people not to see whay is going on inside
Josh: Yo did you see that white van roll by?
Kim:Yeah it had tinted windows.
Josh:i wonder whays going on in there
Kim:Yeah it had tinted windows.
Josh:i wonder whays going on in there
by WassupMyNiggA September 25, 2016
when your in a building that you dont get phone service in and you sit next to a window because you get service while your phone is in it and you sit in that spot all day texting people from that window
I do it all the time at work lol im even doing it right now
I do it all the time at work lol im even doing it right now
Person 1:Man i hate working here i never get phone service
Person 2:To bad you desk isnt next to window so you can window text like i do!
owned
Person 2:To bad you desk isnt next to window so you can window text like i do!
owned
by mud_logger September 28, 2011
by Jay Robert July 10, 2022
The theory when you give a lady a pair of expensive designer shoes (e.g. Christian Louboutin, Jimmy Choo or Salvatore Ferragamo) she is willing to do any (sex-related) actions for the next 24 hours.
Hey Joe, you look like you had some last night. Hey bro, my lady bought some Lou's yesterday and thus the Louboutin-window kicked in so she sucked my cock this morning.
by Die Rooie December 28, 2019
by ninkiminjaj420 March 30, 2019