i like girls who eat carrots

girls who like dick.

liam: “what does one direction look for in a girl.”
louis: “I like girls who eat carrots.”

by user666999420 April 26, 2021

who shot john

Its like...Who killed Kenny, but in a more ebonical way

What the FUCK?!...Who SHOT JOHN?!

by A Santa Claus lookin' muthafucka November 26, 2004

Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair

a child who takes crayola scissors to his head; a person who yells random shit and bangs on the table; a person who says diltch and mother trucker over and over.

Also know as....8< His Own Hair or Cuts His Own Hair

Paul: hey, cuts his own hair, whats goin on?

Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair: Im doin truckin awesome, sippin on my diltch juice and watching turkish trucks.

by Pagifin January 20, 2010

men who guard the ass fort

your balls/nuts/huevos/testicles/etc

"Thank god for the men who guard the ass fort."

by Smapdee May 06, 2003

who does he think he is?

when a boy leaves you on delivered for over 10 hours and you are fed up with them thinking they are superior when they're 4'9.

"um who does he think he is?? not him leaving me on delivered for 13 hours please what else is he doing?"

by miagmnn January 19, 2021

Kiss a kid who's 6'1 day

October 4th

Kiss a kid who is 6'1 day

It's kiss a kid who's 6'1 day

by Tall guy lol October 04, 2021

seven boys who ruined my life

The disrespectful members of BTS (KPOP group)

you know BTS, the seven boys who ruined my life, yeah they're awesome aren't they?

by allbimyself22 January 15, 2018