A center of learning, where one usually spends, depending on the country he/she lives in, about 10-12 difficult but worthwhile years learning information from teachers who, while boring at times, are understanding and will help students to succeed in school. The information learned in school is needed to function when they get a job, get money from said job, move out and get a nice home using said money, and live a great, independent life thanks to said home.
Anarchic losers will refuse to learn, thinking they will never use such info again, assume they are smarter than their teachers, wonder why they fail classes (does doing your damn work ring a bell?), and will spend the rest of their lives working at a fast food restaurant or a department store, and blame it all on the education system.
Anarchic losers will refuse to learn, thinking they will never use such info again, assume they are smarter than their teachers, wonder why they fail classes (does doing your damn work ring a bell?), and will spend the rest of their lives working at a fast food restaurant or a department store, and blame it all on the education system.
<Smart person> Well, just one year of school to go, time to start looking into what career I should pursue. I could be making about what, $70,000 a year?
<Dumb person> well just one year of skool 2 go. how did i get f's, the teachers r saying "Do your homework, study for tests, and think about how much better your future will be if you just did those two things in the first place!" i dunt kno wut that means, but wutever it is its gay
<Dumb person> well just one year of skool 2 go. how did i get f's, the teachers r saying "Do your homework, study for tests, and think about how much better your future will be if you just did those two things in the first place!" i dunt kno wut that means, but wutever it is its gay
by gs68 September 25, 2004
A name for any institution of learning. Gets a pretty bad rep these days cuz of bad behavior in kids. ITS NOT THE SCHOOL'S FAULT!! If parents could actually teach kids moral values and how to act in this world, we wouldn't have such crappy schools. And "character education"?? Plz!! Doesn't help if some teachers teach it. A lot of parents just don't do their job.
I go to a school. Some psychotic kid whose parents beat him tried to jump me at the lockers. After the initial blows to the temple, he soon became a normal guy again and left praising God.
#OWNAGE#
#OWNAGE#
by Soldier Of A Down May 15, 2005
basically another way of saying owned, which is domination of another player in games like CS, WC3, D2, Halo, SC, etc.
by Jpiccion June 30, 2004
A place where children go to learn spelling, reading, math, arts and etc. in order to not be illiterate and have no future. While people may think its a bad place, its actually not. Its a better option then working at McDonalds the rest of your life or becoming a prostitute.
Austin: Hey J4n3 wh3r3 4r3 y0u g0ing?
Jane: To school
Austin: OMG! LMAO wh0 n33ds sch00l!1!!!
Jane: Where do you work again?
Austin: McD0n4lds
Jane: My point exactly. *walks away*
Jane: To school
Austin: OMG! LMAO wh0 n33ds sch00l!1!!!
Jane: Where do you work again?
Austin: McD0n4lds
Jane: My point exactly. *walks away*
by A person in a masked outfit January 09, 2012
A place where people can receive education and also build some sort of work ethic or discipline, because that's what your life (and your employer, that is... if you don't manage to retire early) will demand from you - discipline. Often it is populated by dum-witted pussies who don't stop complaining about how much school sucks and, often, how "comformist" it is - if you are so gullible and can't make up your own opinion, and filter the bullshit from useful information, follow this wonderful guide by maddox:
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3 steps to getting through school:
1) Do your stupid work (instead of complaining - sure, none of us like that, but you gotta do it)
2) Pass the test
3) Graduate
From there you can do whatever you please, but sure as hell no one is going to hire your a$$ if you can't spell/do math or are pretty much useless for these reasons.
Oh and speaking of conformity - whiny-ass pussies tend to form groups that conform to a single opinion, resulting in them being hypocrites and losers.
www.thebestpageintheuniverse .net/c.cgi?u=suicide
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3 steps to getting through school:
1) Do your stupid work (instead of complaining - sure, none of us like that, but you gotta do it)
2) Pass the test
3) Graduate
From there you can do whatever you please, but sure as hell no one is going to hire your a$$ if you can't spell/do math or are pretty much useless for these reasons.
Oh and speaking of conformity - whiny-ass pussies tend to form groups that conform to a single opinion, resulting in them being hypocrites and losers.
An intelligent person: Phew, I finally graduated and got accepted to a nice institute.
Whiny-ass pussies: Conformist bastard, we're gonna go smoke weed and play halo, because school sucks.
10 years later:
An intelligent person: Dang, I'm making good money and working on my early retirement.
Whiny-ass pussies: Would you like me to bag your groceries, Sir?
Whiny-ass pussies: Conformist bastard, we're gonna go smoke weed and play halo, because school sucks.
10 years later:
An intelligent person: Dang, I'm making good money and working on my early retirement.
Whiny-ass pussies: Would you like me to bag your groceries, Sir?
by Non-conformist who went through school April 20, 2006
A place where you learn many new things and helpful subjects such as math, science, Social studies, language arts, etc. It is commonly disliked by many people, such as me, although i realize without it i'd work at McDonald's or have no job at all.
Immature trolls on urbandictionary.com like to trash it and think it's funny to say it's the devil's house and make complete asses of themselves.
Immature trolls on urbandictionary.com like to trash it and think it's funny to say it's the devil's house and make complete asses of themselves.
Joe: Hey Bob, I just got promoted to an executive manager, and get paid $100,000+ a year now! I'm glad i worked hard in school!
Bob: School? Oh yeah, that thing. I slept through it all. I need a new Mikkie D's shirt, but they won't provide 1 for me. oh well. Now I'll go get a job at Burger king.
Bob: School? Oh yeah, that thing. I slept through it all. I need a new Mikkie D's shirt, but they won't provide 1 for me. oh well. Now I'll go get a job at Burger king.
by BassDude12321 June 28, 2004