Nut Burps

When ya bust a heavy nut load and the gobbles the go and she gets the burps and tastes you the rest of the day.

Rachel got home from work and said she had the nut burps all day after blowing my dawn horn.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Nut Flapper

The astronomical phenomenon that occurs when a male farts in a certain position that causes the gust of air from the anus to rush under his scrotum and create a flapping motion

Dude i just laid a nut flapper.

by Aliocac September 27, 2015

nut bod

When a girl is looking like a snack and she's not bad, but you say nut bod to exaggerate her not badness.

"Ooh look at her, man"

"Ooh, she nut bod, she nut bod!"

by A damn beast. May 3, 2018

celestial nut

When a man ejaculates so hard they pass out and experience cosmic enlightenment

After I had a Celestial Nut, I saw a whole different way of living.

by YuhWeOutHere January 2, 2018

The Golden Nut

There are 8 known Golden Nuts, 6 of which are contained within Shrek who has devoted his whole life towards them. Another is guarded is guarded by the legendary snake 'Jormungandr' (Mat Oldfield). The last one was once in the possession of the Deity 'Chel-Mito' which has since been stolen and it's whereabouts are unknown, and whoever is in possession of this Golden Nut has great power of this Deity. The Golden Nuts cannot be destroyed.

The Golden Nuts contain within them great power over the owners of them, for example rubbing of the Golden Nut will cause immense pleasure and immediate ejaculation, however stomping on it or hitting it can cause excruciating pain. They can also be used to physically control the owner of the Golden Nut, for instance throwing the Golden Nut at the wall will also cause the owner to be thrown 'magically' against the wall, nuts first.

When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.

by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020

popcorn nut

Short, high velocity bursts of semen that can burn the mouth during oral sex.

Guy 1: "Bro, I just busted a popcorn nut in my dog's mouth. I think I need to take her to the vet."
Guy 2: "Oh man, that's gnarly bro. Can I try next week?"

by Icantbelieveimsayinthis February 2, 2018

nut cud

Another name for dick cheese, i.e. smegma.

Also the residue left in teeth after consuming tree nuts.

I was going to blow Johnny, but once I saw the nut cud, I reconsidered.

by drsmegma November 28, 2017