a dead one

a wilted Johnson; a out of tune skin flute; a overused love muscle; a floppy baby arm

girl: lets do it
boy: can't, i just unleashed in my pants when you got naked and all im left with is a dead one

by berrylads August 23, 2011

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Dead kennedys

A badass punk band who made their point with acidic social commentary. Split and Jello biafra has since became an asshole. The band still plays with a replacement vocalist and do pretty damn well.

The Dead Kennedys are badass, with or without Jello.

by Nowhere, CA April 2, 2005

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Dead Space

The myspace account that you haven't logged onto in 6 months.

Person 1 - Hey what ever happened to your myspace account?

Person 2 - You mean my dead space account? man it's hard to imagine there was life without facebook...

by bristol188 June 18, 2008

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Dead Legs

When a girl just lays there during sex and doesn't put in any work at all.

Man, I was gettin in this girls guts and all she did was lay there! Damn dead legs!

by t187 June 15, 2013

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Typically used as a joke, a dead soldier is a single turd left in the toliet. To be properly considered a dead solier, the turd in question must be solitary, and this is especially crucial, left with no toliet paper in the bowl. The phantom shitter must leave it behind and seek a wipe elsewhere. The dead soldier is then left for the host to find at a later time.

Hey John, Dave called and said he found a dead soldier in his bathroom after the party last night.

by teeyodi April 26, 2006

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