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by DeezFatJuicyNuts December 6, 2022
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christmas vomit

Christmas Vomit: deflated holiday decorations that litter people's lawns during the day.
by Velobill December 25, 2016
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Scottish Christmas

The sex act where a woman gets fucked in both Holes by two different people.
Man 1: Did you hear of that time when I brought over my friend to have a Scottish Christmas with my girlfriend?
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
by AlexOfTheSeas December 19, 2020
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Christmas Accident

The title given to an individual born during the month of September. The duration of a female's pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during December.
Alex: Why are you always so damn cheerful?
Bree: I was born in September. Being Jolly is part of my DNA.
Alex: Ahh, a Christmas Accident
by Bresaurus December 23, 2013
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Christmas Pudding

A turd with a sprinkle of cum on top, resembling icing.
My boyfriend treated me to a Christmas pudding this morning, it was unforgettable.
by Sebkaz August 31, 2020
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1. When the company or employer you work for, doesn't provide an annual Christmas party and an employee(s) throw it instead. "Unconventional" meaning you're invited and can invite your friends, family, co-workers, etc. and your friends can invite their friends, family, co-workers, etc. For some people, their jobs do not have Christmas parties anymore, or they are never asked to one, this remedies the lack of festive celebrations.

The general rule of thumb for attendance, once you are invited, you can invite anyone and then they can invite anyone. Someone should invite you before just showing up. Note: Everyone should pitch in similar to a potluck or a globally set amount to pay for a venue and food.

2. A Christmas Party hosted by anyone but the employer, primarily for their fellow employees. This Christmas party can include, but not limited to, their friends, families, significant other's co-workers and their friends and family.
John: Hey, my job can't afford to pay insurance to throw another Christmas party. Let's have our own "Unconventional Christmas Party!"

Jane: I'll try not to all go to jail for inappropriate behavior this time!

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Mark: Jannet just invited me to an "Unconventional Christmas Party."

Carol: What about your companies Christmas Party?

Mark: I'm skipping it because it's going to be lame! Nothing but upper management bragging about their year-end bonuses.
by Extreme Sen November 11, 2018
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Christmas Help

An imaginary overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.
Ones overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.

Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.

Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?
by Bertie Big Bollox December 10, 2010
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