what you get when you smear shit all over your naked body and then press yourself up against a wall.
ed: dude, why are you covered in shit?
jay: i was just in the bathroom making a poop friend.
ed: sweet!
jay: i was just in the bathroom making a poop friend.
ed: sweet!
by ron johnson October 30, 2004
by bob mcba October 19, 2007
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A stamp of poop left behind on a toilet seat by a person with a hairy butthole that does not wipe well.
Every time I go to Walmart I see poop stamps on the toilets and it makes me sick.
Your momma's so fat her poop stamps need their own zip code.
Your momma's so fat her poop stamps need their own zip code.
by BoxerMomma March 06, 2010
by kylebbottom January 19, 2020
The result of semen leaking from the penis during anal sex into the vagina and impregnating the woman. The resulting child is thus, a poop baby.
by Mary Shelley April 04, 2007
I was looking at naked chicks on the internet and this one gross fat lady had poop pimples up and down her butt crack.
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011