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cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.
by Dande123 May 31, 2020
mugGet the cake bastardmug.

Bastard

by sunalvr111 January 13, 2024
mugGet the Bastardmug.

Bastard

Sulaimaan when he makes girls fall in love with him and then not give a donkeys toe when he destroys there life
Look at that bastard who stressed her out so much that she’s infertile now
by Shush6363 November 26, 2023
mugGet the Bastardmug.

Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are
Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage
by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021
mugGet the Bastard sausagemug.

The Bastard Sword

I'm looking for a sword, The Bastard Sword.
Have you heard of it?
by Largo La Grande July 10, 2018
mugGet the The Bastard Swordmug.

extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021
mugGet the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastardmug.

ego bastard

An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.
Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard

Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”
by yessirskiii16 December 27, 2020
mugGet the ego bastardmug.

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