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Joke Minimum

A set level of joke quality that must be met, to the terms of the receiver of the joke. If this minimum is not met, it is punishible, by money, light slaps, or any other form of mild punishment.
*person 1 makes horrid joke*

Person 2 " That's a slap that violated the joke minimum."
by the mighty jungle September 10, 2016
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Joke

A blanket term for people who say fucked up things, so they can use the word to back down after they get called out for saying said fucked up things.
"That thing I said about slavery last week in bad faith last week was a joke bro, quit being such a snowflake!"
by Neoslayer December 8, 2022
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Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.
See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.
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joke

something that someone shouldn’t take seriously...cuz it’s a goddamn joke.
I like dick
“Omg ew”
“ITS A FUCKING JOKE DUMBASS
by HeySuckMyBigLeftToe May 20, 2018
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Joke

bruh joke
by Fucker\ September 8, 2020
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Jumping the joke

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.
Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.
by Uggsly June 21, 2011
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Joke

We’re Norah you mean that joke.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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