Twinkle Monkey

A man who is cocky and proud of his accomplishments, so he wears a diamond earring(s) to express his added wealth and metrosexuality.

"That Cristiano Ronaldo is such a twinkle monkey!"

"Did you see that twinkle monkey at the MTV Movie Awards?"
"Do you mean Denzel Washington?"

by cobrakid1 September 21, 2009

Monkey Lord

The definition of Jad , a monkey ruler and powerful being , can control monkeys left and right. Jad is hot and amazing. He is capable of fricking anything and is a god.

Monkey : Oooga Monkey hail Jad Monkey Lord
Jad: Monkey have banana

by Minecraft Monkey Mod April 18, 2021

Gutta monkey

My little brother Ellis

Gutta monkey come here / Gutta monkey mom wants you

by Eve banks September 10, 2022

Monkey pudge

When a transgender eats a cantaloupe out your bunghole

Yo big bruh I met a trans last night and it hit me with the monkey pudge

by Roger rollings November 12, 2022

monkey hug

When someone hugs you, but they wrap their legs around your waist

Did you see Jannie give Sam a monkey hug this morning? She's so weird

by Mr. NiceGuy September 18, 2015

freezing the monkey

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey

MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later

by MrDickleson August 11, 2019

Chaos Monkey

An agent provocateur, pot stirrer, or fire starter whose only purpose is to increase entropy within their field of influence.

The plot owed its seemingly endless twists and turns to the play's cast of chaos monkeys and capricious ne'er-do-wells.

by BlumpNumpkin December 9, 2022