A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.
"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."
by CaptainAmerica0329 September 25, 2013
Get the jumped on the grenademug. The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019
Get the Dump n jumpmug. by corrnucopia January 26, 2011
Get the Conversation Jumpedmug. by SlayerThePlaya January 26, 2017
Get the jumped shitmug. Holding hands and jumping over a broomstick laid on the ground is a ritual in the presence of family and friends that is akin to the vow of marriage.
by Hummingbird100 April 7, 2022
Get the jump the broomstickmug. That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.
I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.
by Günter4Prez24 January 24, 2024
Get the New Jersey Jump Startmug. To ejaculate
by Berdnerglar October 20, 2018
Get the Jumpmug.