When a man is about to cum during sex, he starts to violently masturbate, bending over and pointing his penis to cum in his own ass hole, the woman then licks it out.
by Sussytoon July 1, 2025
Get the California Flapperjackingmug. An Anti-Mathematics lobbying group which believes people of color are incapable of passing mathematics, and convinced the state legislature to ban mathematics at California community colleges by "accelerating" all students into Statistics.
Also known as CAP.
Also known as CAP.
Wow, 100% of State Legislators voted to approve AB-705? Don't they know that the California Acceleration Project used doctored statistics from the RP Group to promote this super racist bill? It's going to set back a generation of students.
by Nicolas Bourbaki September 1, 2018
Get the California Acceleration Projectmug. When you get a blow job from a girl who has cold sores on her mouth. Other version: "Frosted California Crunchberries" - when you glaze the cold sores with ejaculate after the blowjob.
by razorbladeandrazorbottom July 8, 2021
Get the A California Crunchberrymug. When a bisexual woman stops pursuing men. It's like California sober, but instead of weed, it's gay sex.
"Technically she's bi, but she's not interested in you, dude. She's California Celibate."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."
by Meatball the Clown July 17, 2024
Get the California Celibatemug. by desmond45 April 16, 2009
Get the California Juicyfruitmug. Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking
or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
by Joseph_Stuntin December 14, 2024
Get the California Christmas Treemug. A small rural town in northeastern San Diego county aka. R-Town to idiots and Boomers (the R stands for racism) who are positive all of their problems come from dem city folk, despite living 20 minutes from the 12th largest city in the US.
A: Let's hop on in my Punisher skull truck even though I never read the comics and go to Ramona, California to beat up some Mexicans and queers! Trump 2024!
B: I don't know man. My drunk uncle on Facebook said AntiFa was bussing up a busload of people to riot and burn down all of our chicken coops... Wait? That's didn't happen. And it's stupid as fuck to even think it might happen? Well, in that case, hell yeah brother. I brought my cop buddy along too so we can take turns sucking his dick later. Back the Blue! Trump 2024!
B: I don't know man. My drunk uncle on Facebook said AntiFa was bussing up a busload of people to riot and burn down all of our chicken coops... Wait? That's didn't happen. And it's stupid as fuck to even think it might happen? Well, in that case, hell yeah brother. I brought my cop buddy along too so we can take turns sucking his dick later. Back the Blue! Trump 2024!
by rtownsupporter September 30, 2024
Get the Ramona, Californiamug.