mama! no tengo hambre comere mas tarde! later!

Mama no tengo hambre comere mas tarde, is a common used sentence when trying to get someone to eat their Frijoles (beans)
This sentence should only be used in controversial contexts.

- Mijo, come get your frijoles
- sorry my mom wants me to eat dinner
- "mama! no tengo hambre comere mas tarde! later!"

*smoke alarm going off*

by lucaca November 30, 2022

Mother fuckin' dumbass Re-fuckin' -Tarded day

Any day of the year when every person you encounter act like they're complete

Morons !!!

" every person I've came across today are acting like total morons, it must be Mother fuckin' dumbass Re-fuckin' -Tarded day

by anonymous February 14, 2022

Tard Sweater

A person who is called "Tardigan", in a reference to the nickname "Tard"

Tardigan rhymes with Cardigan. So it is a Tard Sweater.

by Jennacyde February 5, 2010

dupli-tard

said as one word--duplitard. one who says a word or phrase twice in a row without noticing it.

ex.."ooh i wonder where she got her shirt? possibly at abercrombie and fitch fitch."

Person 1: "Did you just hear Ashtyn?"
Person 2: "Yah, right? What a dupli-tard!"

by [heartcore.] August 25, 2009

Lobby Tard

A Lobby Tard is someone who works in the lobby at the McDonald's, cleaning tables etc.

A way of evalulating your life "Hey, your job could be worse - you could always be a lobby tard!"

"You could always find work as a lobby tard!"

"They had no jobs? Not even as a Lobby Tard?"

by SITS07 July 5, 2009

pope tard

a word used between clergymen to infer that they are the biggest retatd in their profession

"Father Carmine is a pope tard"

by Davey Boy Jenks April 9, 2010

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010