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Spoon-Driver

Similar to an oxygen thief.

Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.

These people are not worth your time or breath or food
Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.

Timmy is a spoon-driver

Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.
by Emma. February 27, 2023
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Spoons

A game where you drive past a negro, scream YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!!! And throw and spoon at them. And if you don’t hit them with the spoon, you have to get out, pick it up, and try to hit them again.
Hey John, wanna go to Compton and play spoons?
by Nigga killa March 16, 2023
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spooned

spoon/spooned (gaming)
verb: short for 'spoon fed'; used in jest in gaming contexts to refer to someone's good fortune when it hasn't been earned, e.g., when someone gets a rare drop from a boss on their first ever kill.
noun: someone who's spooned often
*in-game announcement: Player's username found a rare item!*

everyone: "You're such a spoon!"/"Spooned!"
by throwawayud March 17, 2023
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Danger spoon

Danger spoon? That sounds like something you'd hear on like urban dictionary doesn't it? Fucking danger spoon it's like some weird sex move.
"Slow car ahead, slow on spoon"
"What? Danger?"
"Danger spoon."
by Mew_Cilon June 7, 2024
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1 Guy 2 Spoons

A video of a guy popping his eyes out with 2 spoons.
Henry: Hey Kai did you see the 1 Guy 2 Spoons video
Kai: Yeah it was insane, why would he even do that!?
by Arti_i June 25, 2024
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Seattle spoon wheel

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.
I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel
by Afakename June 27, 2024
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Spoon hit

Dude im hurtin can you hook me up? Bro all I have is a spoon hit but it'll get you well!
by Donald Trump & Joe Biden July 15, 2024
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