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sleeping in steel toes

Being so afraid of political turmoils that your making yourself ready for a fight if woken up. a warning for reflexive assault. the right to sleep sometimes. being afraid of ambush, being afraid of decapitation. sleeping with one eye open.
im sleeping in steel toes tonight because this is really bad for our neihbour.
by Cody5050 January 6, 2021
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sleeping booty bomb

When you have gas as you sleep and you let big farts rip while you're sleeping waking up your significant other with a rumbling booty bomb.
Last night my wife was startled awake by a sleeping booty bomb
by Dr linguistics February 6, 2018
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sleeping about you

To think about a person while you rest with your eyes open.
He my love I can’t stop sleeping about you, your the only thing I can think of .
by Theloverman January 15, 2018
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Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation

When your close friend/loved one cant figure out if you slept or not until they look at you posted today.
Jerry: dude you look so tired, you ok?
Steve: don't worry, it's just a case of Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation, all we have to do is see what Tommy posted today
What Tommy posted today: Tuna fish is just fish only Tuna can eat!
by why does this exist? July 15, 2020
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*Cries myself to sleep*

*Cries myself to sleep* Is something you or another can use when they are uncomfortable, when they don't agree, when they are upset or angry, or when you actually wanna cry yourself to sleep! Use it in real life and in text, It doesn't have a preference
Girl one: "I 😩 DONT🤩 CARE🙄 WHO👩 🦲👨 🦲 THE🤍 IRS💥SENDS🤓 I👩 🦱AM❤ NOT❌ PAYING 💵 TAXES 💠"
Girl 2: "*cries myself to sleep*"
by ClosetedMijà December 23, 2021
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Armenian Sleeping Bag

1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.
As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.
by BALBOA'S BEST September 5, 2011
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