swag champion

Noun: Essentially a champion of swag. Someone who is victorious in all contests regarding levels of "swag". They will also dress appropriately for the role, often sporting fur/leopard print. Association with copious amounts of fine ladies is also a vital component. A true swag champion also never addresses himself as such, but will rather respond to compliment by saying something profound and walking away with some sexy bitches by his side.

Paige: Who is that cute guy over there?
Shannon: Which one?
Paige: The hot one in the leopard vest with the gold chains and wearing white shades inside.
Shannon: OHH yes he is a fine piece of ass, but you should watch out, it looks like he's a swag champion, he wouldn't treat us hoes kindly.
Paige: That's a damn shame

by Swag Master Cloud May 13, 2014

swag sausage

Swag sausage is an ingredient used to make Swagoo

Fuccboi: Yo lets make swagoo girrrl!
Swag Princess: I want none of that swag sausage

by Swagger-in-Chief April 13, 2016

armadillo swag

This term describes those who are cool and awesome and do not make a big deal of it, like an armadillo hids from danger, armadillo swaggers hid from the big lights and just act awesome without broadcasting it.

"did you hear how Jimmy saved the cat?"
"no, he must have armadillo swag"

by kevoritels October 22, 2011

swag (s.w.a.g.)

Silly Wild Ass Guess

Only recently have I seen SWAG defined as "scientific" wild ass guess. That definition seems to be in direct contradiction to the point of a SWAG, where one takes a blind shot at an approximate answer to a question.

I had no idea how much was involved in the task, so I just took a swag at how long it would take.

by Holesinswiss February 2, 2005

Gucci Swag

Really awesome awag, often while wearing gucci perfume. Amazing personality and genuinely funny person. Always gets the girl.

Aiden had awesome gucci swag today!

by joeandtoby June 29, 2011

RedNeck Swag

It's when a Redneck think they be pimpin, rockin their 6year dirty cow boy, their john deer tractor hats, and their cameo pants or other assorted dirty jeans. With an array of none matching shirts such with red neck sayings on them.

Neil: Quent did you see Billy Joe?
Quent: Yeah
Neil: That foo' thinkin he pimpin wit them Levi's jacked up his ass.
Quent: Hell yeah, think he Redneck Swaggin
Neil: Foo nasty.......you know he hasn't took a bath since the 3rd grade
Quent: Just like a redneck

by DatSouthSideBoi June 7, 2009

swag sandwich

The most swagged out sandwich you could eat. Made famous by Amy Heidemann, of Karmin, the swag sandwich can contain whatever you please. As long as it has swag.

Yo, I just made this swag sandwich Amy would be proud to eat!

by J. Realzy August 14, 2011