The Great Shuffle

The roulette of who gets which room in a group so big that the deciding factor should be arbitrary.

Let's talk about the Great Shuffle as we are moving tomorrow in a group of 8!

by 56-murrian June 17, 2018

federal felon shuffle

The walking gait made by a prisoner when their ankles are restrained by the standard 16-inch chain.

I enjoy watching convicted prisoners performing the federal felon shuffle on their way to jail.

by n4zhg January 4, 2019

Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.

This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle

by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019

Butt Stuff Shuffle

A poor excuse for a dance move designed in thirty seconds, in which you wiggle your ass back and forth like there's a three foot dildo in there, and then walk forward and backward stiffly. (Imagine walking while holding a shit)

"Yo did you see Emily last night? she does the butt stuff shuffle a tad too well"

by Emily's Fucking Wrong January 31, 2020

Las Vegas Shuffle

If you can, To take your best friend’s cum filled condom, pull the cum side out and fuck his drugged sister with it.

My best friend been fucking my wife. So, I Las Vegas Shuffled his sister.

by Dankboymemes May 16, 2020

Flat 3 shuffle

The budgeted ability of the achievement of a swivelly chair

Person 1: “Shoudlve seen me last night, I had to do the flat 3 shuffle”

by Aiden.Fukin January 15, 2021

The five knuckle shuffle

The five knuckle shuffle is when you insert your whole fist into a womens anus and then immediately after into her vagina repeatedly

Im gana turn her bedroom into a boxing ring with the five knuckle shuffle

by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021