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Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation

When your close friend/loved one cant figure out if you slept or not until they look at you posted today.
Jerry: dude you look so tired, you ok?
Steve: don't worry, it's just a case of Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation, all we have to do is see what Tommy posted today
What Tommy posted today: Tuna fish is just fish only Tuna can eat!
by why does this exist? July 15, 2020
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sleeping like a gypsy

When you sleep erratic, in many different positions ultimately leading to a neck ache the next morning.
Dang! My neck hurts! I must be sleeping like a gypsy at night!
by SATY55 December 14, 2021
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Get more sleep

What a very modest boy should do.
Friend: How are you? (cares, actually)
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself

Friend: No

*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*
by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
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Ludicrous Sleep Dimension

The Ludicrous Sleep Dimension is a pocket universe where Ludicrous Sleep Demons put unhappy people. The most populated area in the LSD is an Island that holds an unknown Youtube streamer and Princess Peach from the Super Mario series.
Help, I'm stuck in the Ludicrous Sleep Dimension.
by Ozzy-Lot July 22, 2020
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sleeping booty bomb

When you have gas as you sleep and you let big farts rip while you're sleeping waking up your significant other with a rumbling booty bomb.
Last night my wife was startled awake by a sleeping booty bomb
by Dr linguistics February 6, 2018
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Armenian Sleeping Bag

1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.
As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.
by BALBOA'S BEST September 5, 2011
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