hat simp

bbh but a downgrade

hat simp: language grrr bad grr dont swear

by AveryDeetz June 13, 2021

The Biggest Simp

Mordecai from Regular Show is.

Mordecai: I'm just afraid of what'll happen because...(sighs) part of me is still waiting for Margaret to come back.

Rigby: What? Still? She's not coming back, dude. She's gone.

And Mordecai is The Biggest Simp..

by WeDoALilTrollin April 19, 2022

Simp-ly

Doing something in the action of a simp

Rola: ugh Sarra is so annoying.
Jannah: what did she do?
Rola: she spent all night simp-ly talking about her crush!
Jannah: the one she said she didn't like anymore??
Rola: that's the one.
Jannah: what a simp!

by Simp-lySarra February 11, 2023

Levi Simp

Ur swag,but common .
He’s hot and u need to admit it

But remember,if he find out this ,he would kill u in 2 seconds ngl
I simp for him too,but I think he goes with Hanji or Erwin

If u ship ereri gtf out of here🥰🥰

I’m a Levi Simp
I simp for Levi,so I’m a Levi simp

by KuboKaishipper January 15, 2022

SIMP SHANNON

shannon is a simp for ebenezer because she always talks about who she loves in a very affectionate way, she also does this for four of diamonds. she doesn’t know what a simp is ❤️

beth: you’re a SIMP SHANNON
shannon: how
beth: *shows this definition*

by notasimphehehe July 3, 2020

CJ Simp

A word that retards overuses w/out the correct definition. It means a douche named CJ that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just gay virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respec waman #cjsimpery.

A: "CJ, Baby arm keeps saying no when I ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I barely know you and this has become more of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't she so smart?"

B: "shut the fuck up CJ Simp"

by douchebigiloo November 3, 2022

Quantum Simp

A state in which you have both been in a relationship with and also been friendzoned by someone you are simping for

After being friendzoned by his crush, Larry had become a quantum simp

by Barry burr October 21, 2020