Shake

We’re tired of hearing the word “vibes”. No more, it’s officially canceled. It’s sold on every crop top, mentioned on every facebook post by your aunt, just complete overkill. So we’re letting 2020 leave us with her bad vibes now let’s let 2021 have a new type of shake. Shit, I love it already.

Not to be confused with “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...” However, that actually blends in perfectly.

Instead of “No bad vibes allowed” it’s now “Only milkshakes for me”.

Instead of “His vibes were just ok” it’s now “he’s shaken, not stirred”.

If she’s hot, “Can I get a sip a that milkshake”.

and since ice means diamonds, drip, money, etc. When a girl is really feelin for a dude and he spoils her it can be “Girl, he like my milkshake so much he put his ice in it”. So many variations. Enjoy.

by DáDá October 23, 2020

California Shake n' Bake

The experience of a fire and/or a heat wave at the same time as an earthquake.

Hey did you hear that we had another California Shake n' bake last night. Josh I'm from California that is just Tuesday.

by Killgeorge July 13, 2021

Shaking like a nun on Christmas

An act of shaking with extreme force or violence, similar to how a nun shakes her bootay on Christmas.

You should have seen my friend Wes at prom last night, he was Shaking like a nun on Christmas.

by Jewish welding, inc. June 3, 2018

Shake the Noodle

When someone gives you a hand job, but you are soft for most of it

Hey man, my date last night didn’t end too well, she totally had to shake the noodle

by Ardent Maple July 24, 2021

Aggie Protein Shake

A synonym for semen, used in College Station Texas and at UC Davis

Tiffany decided to top-off on some Aggie Protein Shake after the big UT/A&M game.

by abam2 April 30, 2016

Teapot shake

When urinating, and towards the end there is a reduction in flow rather than the expected abrupt end, resembling the dribbling from a teapot. Thus requiring a vigorous shake to expel excess liquid.

I'd had a few beers and when I went for a pee I had to give it a teapot shake

by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024

shake the juice loose

To Masturbate

After the encounter with his crush, he had to shake the juice loose.

by Screaming Old Man March 30, 2022