Golden rule

Treat people like shit, that way they treat you like shit. Don't expect them to treat you like shit though, some people try to be friendly to try and get you to be friendly to them.

An asshole's golden rule is not the same as a friendly person's golden rule.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

the netflix rule

If you want to watch any specific movie at a given moment, whatever it is, it will not be available on Netflix.

I wanted to watch insert movie you want to watch right now so I checked it up on Netflix...it wasn’t there so I rented it on Amazon instead. (sigh) the netflix rule strikes again.

by Netdixs January 21, 2018

Not in the spirit of the rules.

Cheating

They way that I manipulated my Pinewood Derby car in order to win the race, was Not in the spirit of the rules.

by Frank Matarrese October 11, 2016

California rules

used by extreme sportsmen (surfers,skydivers,hang glider pilots ,skiers, etc.). If one does something special and there is no photo or video they are said to have not not followed California rules. Same as pix or it does not count.

Guge! Jeb flew through a waterfall. Did it California rules and the link is on his blog.

by @;) August 20, 2014

Rule 505

Rule 505 is a rule of the internet that states, "If something exists, it has been or will be politicized"

"Dude did you hear that people are trying to claim coffee has something to do with the climate change debate?"
"What? Rule 505 moment."

by ShoddyVariety June 23, 2021

Rule 998

You're allowed to assume if you don't know something

You should not be proud of Your naughty behavior young man.
You assumed they were a young man and not a moderate adult .
Rule 998

by Daniel newsy-housy November 4, 2018

The Kate Rule

The Kate Rule states that when a male is acting like an asshole he shall be called by a female name, which is chosen by the person who calls upon the rule, and can be supported by other individuals.
A person shall be called by his name again when the amount of people supporting him is more than the amount supporting the accuser.

I hereby call upon the Kate Rule to condemn Gary, he shall be called Lisa from this moment on, do I have the people's support?

by DirectorSacha May 24, 2018