years down the road

If you don't hit it out of the park with one of these guys, then you're gonna end up 4 years down the road in the same situation you did with Jason.

by Delima February 14, 2009

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nigerian road block

When there is far too many penises to fit in the available orifices.

The gang bang got started, there was no place to put my cock. It looked like a Nigerian road block.

by Andy Nigeria Robertson October 30, 2007

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Bubble Head Road is BS! Doesn't exist!

Normal, everyday, hardworking, taxpaying, voting citizens live there. They have been woken from sound sleep, shot at, windows shot out, vandalized with spray paint, egged, bottles thrown at, nothing but harassed!!

Where did you get your information on Bubble Head Road?
Leave these people alone!!!

by Fed-up "Bubble Head"! July 4, 2009

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Digital Road Head

To get head while playing a racing video game

also known as DR. H

she gives such good Digital Road Head I damn near crashed

by rodballz November 2, 2010

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Long Dirt Road

An arduous journey one must embark on to find toilet paper after passing a bowel movement.

Me: "Shit, this role of toilet paper is out and there's no backup!"

Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"

by WhoDatSN September 3, 2012

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ULTRA Road Head

when a person in the passenger seat of a car politely takes the wheel, sets the cruise control, and receives oral sex from the driver.

GIRL: "Hey, can I drive tonight?"

BOY: "Sure, but do it with my cock in your mouth while I steer."

GIRL: "You mean ULTRA road head? Ok, I'll set the cruise control. Just remember, If I see you pull out your fucking cell phone again I'll kill us both."

by CrinkleCutPickle March 20, 2010

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