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Relationshow

A relationship that consists of sappy social media posts that make everyone else want to vomit. Probably to make up for lack of intimacy in real life. Many relationshows are short-lived since there is no substance to the actual relationship. However, real couples can have relationshows as well to hide turbulent points in their relationship.
Example 1: Whenever she gets a new boyfriend she puts on such a relationshow and then they break up within 3 months! You would think eventually she would learn to actually wait to get to know someone before spewing mushy shit all over her facebook for everyone to be annoyed by. How fucking embarrassing it must be when they break up with her after such a relationshow.

Example 2: She keeps posting how she can't live without him and all these pictures of them together. When will she realize that no one gives a fuck about her relationshow?

Example 3: Mary is putting on such a relationshow but we all know her husband is fucking someone else.
by Cherry bee November 22, 2016
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Realationshit

Just a shitty realationshit stays friends it's better kids.
Poor girl is in another realationshit .
by Ovo-nanas March 12, 2017
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Releetionship

A relationship that is so bad and unhealthy that one might be inclined to yeet it away.
Oh man, you should really yeet that releetionship.”
by Cheebe November 7, 2018
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regulationship

To be in a relationship with someone very controlling, i.e. a significant other who heavily regulates how you spend your time.
David: "Hey man, how's it going with your girlfriend?"
John: "Not great, she never lets me go out with friends or do anything without her..."
David: "Sounds like you need to get out of that regulationship my friend!"
by Rev. Ritter December 10, 2018
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Relasianship

The transactional arrangement for manually provided sexual gratification through a "front", which is traditionally, a massage parlor run by Asians.
My favorite relasianship is with a Korean woman who happens to be my age.
by PMCSJ November 27, 2019
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Elationship

Relationship which people made with tha help of internet or social media
Anita in elationship with kunal since last year from facebook
by Amankhanna December 18, 2019
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Relationblip

A relationblip is when you find yourself in a short-term relationship with someone that lasts for less than three months.
Person 1: Remember that man I mentioned I was dating? Well he broke things off with me before there was a real chance for a decent relationship to develop between us.

Person 2: That's another relationblip to add to the list of many.
by oracle pen link October 20, 2019
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