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sludge-pump-jump

Also known as the kamikaze jump, this is a jump off of a high geographic feature while holding in a rather large hit of marijuana.

To elaborate, it is a name for the process of taking a large hit of smoke, and holding it in your lungs untill after you have gotten in the water and surfaced after you have jumped.
Hey guys, lets head down to the quarries and kamikaze that shit with a sludge-pump-jump

Anyone got bud? I wana sludge pump jump into the river

Holy potatoes man! that was a diesel sludge-pump-jump

Im a sluge-pumpin superstar
by Chizzy McGrizz June 19, 2011
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Fist-pumpable Material

The variety of strong stimuli presented in settings such as: sick parties, the presence of hot sluts and/or excess alcohol and legal/illegal narcotics. Where a bro/ a group of bros feel the need to compulsively thrust their fists outward whilst flexing in-between repetitions. This action may be done with both arms (from the chest outward) or with just one arm (jersey shore-esque). The stimuli of fist-pumpable material can be presented in a setting as simple as a sweet website, or in a setting as radical as a rager.
Bro #1 – Yo Broski, the Brofessor showed me this website called the guidetolaurier.weebly.com – found some extremely fist-pumpable material dood.
Bro #2 – I’ll check it out man.

Bro #1 – Brochacho what happened at that rager Emily took you to?
Bro #2 – Bro, Broski passed out at 8PM. Brotein Shake smashed two windows. Brotato Chip did the Carlton and won a dance-off. LMFABRO and Brochill fought – but then Brohan got involved and got them to shotgun two tallboys of fourloko in order to restore the peace. The Brofessor had four bitties in his room at once, then Broba Fett decided to rap about it and got laid as a result. Brosicle recklessly funneled a 26 while receiving head. Bromosapien went to the party with his girlfriend and ended up swinging with her and the ratchets. Brocean invited his Bass Pro Shop hockey bros to the party and dominated at flipcup and beerpong, but then Han Brolo was caught f*cking this hot slut in this other hot sluts room by the dons! Abroham Lincoln jumped in and got all political on their asses – thankfully Bromazing interrupted and offered a triple-shot of tequila and a sweet bong rip to the Dons as a sign of their pardon and regret for Han Brolo’s behaviour. The dons were iffy until Brorannasaurus Rex screamed his name and brought Brohemian in back from Ottawa with a bag full of legal narcotics prescribed by Brohemian himself. The Dons and Bros partied in peace. It was an extremely fist-pumpable experience.
by The ultimate bro August 19, 2013
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like pumping

When you keep setting one popular profile picture 3 times a week. Could potentially become a mental gym.
- Darling, are we gonna sit and finally eat?
- Sure Sweety, give me one more second! I am setting my page for like pumping. (Sets an already existing profile pic with 130 likes as default)
by Banja Luka Forever February 22, 2014
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yellow pump

Yellow pumping is brought up while a girl is giving you head. Instead of cumming in her mouth you piss which causes the girl to have to get her stomach pumped
'Dude I so yellow pumped Stephane last night, she had no clue'
by Abcdefghijklmnopq April 12, 2014
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Half Pump Chump

Defined as anyone who goes to the gym and does many reps and sets of a machine improperly. Often used to appear as if they have more strength than what they really do. Usually associated with buff guys or gym rats.
Bro, look at that dude squatting 415 over there, are his knees even bending?...what a half pump chump.
by Brad_yungtaco June 3, 2016
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bicycle pump

being defined as having a woman lay down on her back then proceed to take another woman have her rub her vagina and pump her legs as if riding a bicycle
bicycle pump can be defined as Meera laid on her back and spread legs open as Milani proceeded to rub her vagina as Meera moved her legs in a circular motion as if riding a bike, "yeah pump me"
by tarobaap6969 January 9, 2017
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squat pump

squating onto someone's waiting hand, holding a thumb up. you land on their thumb then repeat. works as cardio and foreplay ;)
wow that squat pump work out really made my legs hurt!
by gorillawarfair May 4, 2017
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