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the porn box

Anything that shows or contains porn such as this laptop and computer with a good cable connection, a nice big screen tv with skinamax or even your local shit hole strip club called the mirage palace.
What did you do today B? Not much, just sat around and watched the Porn Box and wacked it till my cack turned blue.
by Jenny from the block December 14, 2004
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doggie porn

Media for the gratification of dog lovers' general, non-sexual appreciation of dogs.
Border collie rescue websites and pictures therein: "The girlfriend _so_ wants a pet and she surfs doggie porn every day."
by Ray! April 24, 2006
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Food Porn

The torture that 01012012.tumblr puts everyone in until they transform into foodpornatics.
Sherlockian: Hey look at this cool blog 01012012. Oh no. NO!!! NOT THE FOOD PORN THE DELICIOUS HORRIBLE FOOD PORN. NOOOOOO!!!!
by VorteckBeCrazy October 25, 2012
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porn peeve

something that occurs in pornographic films that irritates the viewer, sometimes to the point of non-arousal. a porn peeve can be something trivial (like clothing) or something major (such as a specific actor or a trite scenario)
Example 1:

A woman could be being TP'd while fingering two other women, but if she still has those heels on from the acting scene before, I can't get aroused. Shoes on during sex is my porn peeve.

Example 2:
I can't get aroused when watching a porno with Sasha Grey in it. She's my porn peeve.
by wpk914 December 3, 2010
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Porn War

When 2 or more friends (mostly male) send each other links to porno videos in a battle, and the winner is who ever claims that the other person's latest video was better to watch than their last one.
Guy 1: Hey Dude, where did you find that porn video you showed me the other day?

Guy 2: Dan sent it to me in our Porn War.
by Benenenenen July 6, 2010
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me-porn

Amateur pornography, erotica, and other materials by, for, and about the user, utilized to promote lust and / or love of self in the user. (Others may help in the production of the materials.)
Sunshine spends all day looking at all her me-porn. She must have a terabyte of blog posts and naked pics of herself, that's all she does with her time, look at me-porn and play with herself.
by Kia Gabrielle McLean December 15, 2008
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porn bloopers

When a porn video goes totally wrong and is fouled up by the cast.
For example: If shooting an anal scene and the woman farts, this would be described as "porn bloopers". Second example: If a blow job scene is muffed up by someone choking or biting, this would be as "porn bloopers".
by wrong sex act January 22, 2014
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