Paper Moon

When somebody moons you while sporting a little TP tail

Ahhh gross, I just got paper mooned!

by For Rill Rill March 17, 2020

Toilet Paper

Something unnecessary during the 2020 coronapocalypse. Ok, people were quarantined, but Corona was NOT a shitting disease. People went vicious for toilet paper, scratching and clawing and in some places, even stabbing each other to get a fucking piece of paper to wipe their ass with.

Girl #1: What’s that scratch on your face from?

Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.

by Sophia Duarte March 18, 2020

Toilet Paper

Post-apoclyptic currency.

"Every grocery store in my state has out of toilet paper since the coronavirus outbreak! It is a rare and scarce substance now!"

by thedud3withaphone March 18, 2020

Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper

Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.

by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020

Toilet paper

The same kinds of people who bought all the toilet paper will be the ones trying to get more restrictions and shut downs while they make money off the toilet paper and water, allowing them to go without being policed, while trying to get everyone else policed, it's the way some people have always been.

What kind of hypocrisy is worse than the shit people are doing with the toilet paper and water. Its silliness, but that doesn't make it funny.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Toilet paper

A currency that is used during coronavirus quarantine.

Family 1: Hey you got any hand sanitizer, we just ran out

Family 2: Yeah sure, 4 toilet paper rolls

by FartGarfunkel March 21, 2020

Toilet Paper

An everyday part of a pandemic diet, introduced by panic shoppers caused by the Coronavirus.

Toilet paper makes me feel great and helps me go through my day in quarantine.

by An egg's brain March 21, 2020