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Paper-mate

The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.
Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.
by Bigfish305 October 22, 2009
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Won on paper

When someone wins even though the other side of the conflict won.
by Mr. Top hat guy March 13, 2024
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brown paper bag special

When the girl has a nice body but her face is ugly you put a brown paper bag on her head
Alyssa has a nice body but ugly face so Shes a brown paper bag special
by Roberto binoski August 29, 2017
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Papers D. Labuse

The fraudulent self proclaimed pirate king, whose whole career was an elaborate hoax. He is notably known as the romantic partner of Slinky.
Civilian 1: Hey did you hear the news?
Civilian 2: Yeah I heard.
Civilian 2: They're finally gonna execute that bum Papers D. Labuse.
Civilian 1: I heard that he turned himself in out of shame due to the fact that he ran out of desk haki, and was going to die soon.
by Shriek Piece September 11, 2025
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Cry paper

toilet paper roll taken to bed for sopping up tears during private crying sessions
Sheesh. Pamela's got it bad. You should see the piles of wadded up cry paper next to the couch.
by Julio Annandale August 2, 2008
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Paper pirate

A less offensive way of saying white people, reserved for social media to not get banned.
"Ranch flavored ice cream? Sounds like paper pirate nonsense to me."
by Goon the troll June 5, 2023
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