nut cud

Another name for dick cheese, i.e. smegma.

Also the residue left in teeth after consuming tree nuts.

I was going to blow Johnny, but once I saw the nut cud, I reconsidered.

by drsmegma November 28, 2017

Nut dong

When you're about to nut inside a girl and she pulls your sack down so you last a little longer.

Helen: Steve was about to blow his load and I gave him a nut dong.

Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him

by Jimmybulger December 5, 2016

Nut gloop

cum

I spread my nut gloop all over her booty like a boss.

by N-NANI?! June 28, 2018

Nut Burps

When ya bust a heavy nut load and the gobbles the go and she gets the burps and tastes you the rest of the day.

Rachel got home from work and said she had the nut burps all day after blowing my dawn horn.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Nut fisting

The act of uppercutting someone's dangly parts with your fist.

Did he just throw up?!?!
Yeah man they were nut fisting him!

by DroppingDaDee May 31, 2014

nut bod

When a girl is looking like a snack and she's not bad, but you say nut bod to exaggerate her not badness.

"Ooh look at her, man"

"Ooh, she nut bod, she nut bod!"

by A damn beast. May 3, 2018

Nut time

A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.

Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"

by Pip Spencer November 16, 2020