poop friend

what you get when you smear shit all over your naked body and then press yourself up against a wall.

ed: dude, why are you covered in shit?
jay: i was just in the bathroom making a poop friend.
ed: sweet!

by ron johnson October 30, 2004

poop party

when you poop in a bag till it is filled then you throw it at people.

:)

i went to a poop party last night and i came home coverd in shit.

by bob mcba November 4, 2007

poop looter

a homosexual man, an insult.

You fucking poop-looter!

by DannyBoy September 5, 2003

poop stamp

A stamp of poop left behind on a toilet seat by a person with a hairy butthole that does not wipe well.

Every time I go to Walmart I see poop stamps on the toilets and it makes me sick.

Your momma's so fat her poop stamps need their own zip code.

by BoxerMomma March 5, 2010

Poop Girl

A racist white girl who poops her pants at Parties.

Did you see Poop Girl over there? I heard she went to Kent State.

by kylebbottom January 19, 2020

Poop Baby

The result of semen leaking from the penis during anal sex into the vagina and impregnating the woman. The resulting child is thus, a poop baby.

I always wondered why Davis was so weird...until I found out he was a poop baby.

by Mary Shelley April 11, 2007

poop pimples

Zits on the butt.An adult form of diaper rash.Most likely caused by swamp ass. AKA- assne

I was looking at naked chicks on the internet and this one gross fat lady had poop pimples up and down her butt crack.

by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011