The Breath Of Versailles

What I call homo-sapiens who sell Pokémon editions of a Gameboy Color.

Person 1: Have you ever sold a Pokémon edition of a Gameboy Color?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Breath Of Versailles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

Charging For Breathing

Trying to get someone to be charged/blamed for something as natural as breathing.
(Made by me)

Person A: "I wanted to see the menu on that new café, and they were literally charging for breathing! I had to pay 6 dollars for only looking at the menu!"

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

Bus Seat Breath

When you bus a guy in from out of town to suck his di k.

Can't believe that rich girl from the beach caught bus seat breath last weekend. That guy had no money he had to catch the greyhound

by Problem Peter February 22, 2025

non-breath oblige

Non-breath oblige, originating from the Vocaloid song by Pinocchio-P, means to be in a haze where you can not breathe at all. It originates from the French phrase “noblesse oblige” which literally translates to nobility obligates which means to be nobly.

Person 1: Dude are you seriously tired from running? We barely even started!

Person 2: I’m not good at running, I’m in a non-breath oblige!

by Ilovegalaxyslol December 8, 2023

Ball Breathing

The act of your balls pulsating, “breathing”, after having a great nut.
Arousal causes the scrotum to contract and move in all sorts of ways, someone’s giving the appearance that your balls are breathing in and out.

GF: “WTF are your balls doing David?!?!”
David: “Babe, relax, they just ball breathing.”

by jackpr101 November 2, 2023

Waste One’s Breath

An idiom, Used when someone says something that will probably be ignored.
See also: Waste your breath.

Person 1: Omg! That girl’s hair looks ridiculous! Just look at it..
Person 2: don’t waste your breath talking about her hair, she probably likes it!
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Example 2
Person 1: I think your clothes have stains on it..
Person 2: Don’t waste one’s breath! I’ll change my clothes.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here June 20, 2022

The Breath Of Versailles, The Breathe Of Marseilles, And The Breathing Of The Country Of France

what I call homo-sapien who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Versailles, The Breathe Of Marseilles, And The Breathing Of The Country Of France

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025