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beached driftwood

When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.
I just had a huge dump, but I got some beached driftwood during it so im gonna go take a shower.
by Sum dude 42069 July 27, 2021
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Outback Beach Balling

A kink involving getting testicles covered in sand while having sex out in the sunlight; or a fetish for having sex outside in bright weather.
Oi. Me and the mates are gonna' go outback beach balling if yer wanna join?
by TacoTeusday123 February 8, 2023
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Treasure Beach

A campground usually close to a very popular beach. You can stay there all summer. There is usually something called a jumping pillow.
Let’s go to treasure beach for the summer!
by CALL119!!!! June 22, 2018
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Beach

Word like bitch. Most commonly used in 6th grade talk.
“Yo she’s such a beach” Said Layla. “Haha I know right” said Kira
by Eyeballstreakz December 25, 2019
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pre-beach

Area just before the beach, where sand and grass are mixed
Grass, grass and sand(pre-beach), beach, ocean or other water source
by told you! JS October 24, 2011
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Beach

Oh damm girlll he is beach
by Pens Denn July 17, 2018
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first beach

The main public beach in Newport RI that is infamous for it's red seaweed. Locals steer clear from this beach and go to the private beaches like hazards and gooseberry instead. If they want the big beach experience, they go to Second Beach or Gansett instead.
Dude i picked up Megan and Kaylee after they had hockey practice and their bags made my car smell like first beach.
by fucklasalle April 24, 2021
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