Social Needia

A state of being wherein a person desperately seeks contact with anyone else they can on social media, like Facebook, twitter, Snapchat, etc., whether because they have little in-person interaction or just because it makes them feel validated.

Primus: "Holy shit, this chick has added me on Facebook like 17 times and I still don't know who she is."
Secundus: "Yeah, she's on Social Needia hardcore."

by Apokamptos April 26, 2015

kitty needs lathing

Woman needing oral sex

My kitty needs lathing baby

by Dalva69 November 4, 2015

She needs to jump and recognize

Slang that gay men use to let everyone know that they love the cock and not vagina.

Bro! That chick over there just asked me for my digits, She needs to jump and recognize.

by dubbedout December 5, 2015

ninja needles

Is a dope artist.

Man, my homie got a tattoo by Ninja Needles and it's the shit!

Ninja Needles, man.... He's gonna be remembered someday.

by ThatOneEntity September 1, 2016

You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"

"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

by abdul1wx June 1, 2016

learning needs

the specific necessities of apprenticeship

sabrinas learning needs are different than those of victoria.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

You need to kelly

when you need to fix up your face

dang girl you need to kelly

by jj girl gamer November 30, 2016