joey nutted

when your friend busts a nut

yo look bryan just joey nutted

by jahee nutt September 23, 2017

the perfect nut

When a man (or woman) once in a long time finally achieves the orgasm (or ejaculation) called, "The Perfect Nut."

Jimmy has not masturbated in a month. After waiting awhile, he finally releases the perfect nut one night.

by Guy with a dick October 5, 2017

Nut dusting

The act of talcing ones nuts on hot days for comfort.

My balls are so sweaty in this heat, I should have done some serious nut dusting this morning.

by Murrkin June 18, 2017

issa nut

"Issa nut" means something is good, amazing, or worthy of a "nut".

This song issa nut

by holybooty April 19, 2018

water nut

When you nut and it’s so clear that it looks like aquafina spring water. If you water nut in someone, it is impossible for pregnancy to occur.

“Did you just nut in me?”
“Nah, I water nutted so we’re good”

by dtheballer12345 November 16, 2017

nut cud

Another name for dick cheese, i.e. smegma.

Also the residue left in teeth after consuming tree nuts.

I was going to blow Johnny, but once I saw the nut cud, I reconsidered.

by drsmegma November 28, 2017

nut stroke

When you nut so hard you have a stroke.

Hey bro my gf made me have a nut stroke.

by Twisted' Doctor March 2, 2018